melanie

1. (Melanie) (2106↑, 614↓)

A name for a girl. french, means "dark". like dark hair, olive skin. people named melanie are always really pretty and super nice. just sexy, if you will. used to say it when seeing a pretty girl, but they obviously will never match up to her standards.

DAMN\!\!\!\!\! That girl is definatly a Melanie.

Author: Bella Swan http://melanie.urbanup.com/2796853

2. (melanie) (1464↑, 364↓)

Melanie means dark lady in Greek. Awesome person and someone you should definitely get to know. Someone funny and loves to make people laugh. Isn't afraid to get embarrassed and a great friend. Hard to be serious at times, but she's always going to make the right choices in the end. A very lovely lady and great at pranks. Someone whose outgoing and willing to try new things. She's pretty, smart, hot, sexy, and etc.

everyone needs some Melanie in their lives\!\! I love MELANIE\!\!

Author: m eL aNiie xP http://melanie.urbanup.com/3152440

3. (Melanie) (1396↑, 717↓)

An awesome girl who likes to be ghetto, and pulls it off even when white. Generally pretty.

"Melanie is beautiful." "And Ghetto."

Author: Brian Smishlle. http://melanie.urbanup.com/2537306

4. (Melanie) (713↑, 168↓)

Melanie - A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else. Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party. Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself \! Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers. DONT EVER EVER argue with a Melanie. Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story. It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life\! She is lawyer material. Just shutup. Shes right. Your wrong. Everyones happy. Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing\! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure\!

Melanie sure knows what shes talking about\!

Author: SomethingDifferent07 http://melanie.urbanup.com/3606546

5. (Melanie) (796↑, 255↓)

A word to describe one of the hottest, nicest, funniest, most honest, caring, and likable woman in the whole world

aww man i think you caught a melanie\!\! Luck Fuck. *Guy 1: Yo u see that new melanie in school today? *Guy 2: Dude, her names Kate, get it right\! *Guy 1: Man Shes definately a melanie\!

Author: switchmeister http://melanie.urbanup.com/1451147

6. (Melanie) (693↑, 206↓)

A very cute girl. Extremely sexy, smart and sweet. Loved by all.

Josh loves Melanie like whoa. Melanie loves Josh like whoa. Yeah, they love eachother.

Author: MeliBu BaRbii http://melanie.urbanup.com/1660470

7. (melanie) (517↑, 151↓)

A wonderful, caring, loving individual. One who would do anything for anyone if at all possible. Not all Melanies are fat bitches thank you very much\!\!\!\!\! Melanie is a kind, considerate, helpful, friendly, humourous, devoted, fun loving, mellow, easy going, thoughtful, generous, oh the list goes on and on and on. If you ever meet a Melanie (Mel) your life will be so much richer\!

This Melanie will never go on Jerry Springer\!

Author: Melanie Oxley http://melanie.urbanup.com/1761344

8. (Melanie) (428↑, 239↓)

A cute girl. Is a tomboy and loves to hang with the guys. Is a laughable, Loveable person. Doesnt hang with the girls too much, they are all spazzes, sluts, whores, etc.etc. Is your average girl.

Melanie is awsome. \<3

Author: xMelaniex http://melanie.urbanup.com/3181469

9. (Melanie) (208↑, 60↓)

Melanie: A tingling slightly electricly charged senstation when: she touches my hand...when I catch her scent in a crowd...when I smell her on my clothes...when i feel her hand in mine...when our eyes meet and don't seperate...when i see her...when I hear her but she's just out of sight...when I know she's looking at the stars thinking of me...when she's scared and wants me there and no one else.. when I truly feel her falling for me...

Melanie is: Everything I want...more than i need...want her more than anything...need to be with her..gotta have her...wanna see her all the time...wanna kiss her as often as possible...wanna be in constant contact with her...sweet personality...perfect eyes...great body...lovely smile...sexy lips...cute laugh...graceful (at times) =] love evrything about her\!\!\!

Author: roglackey http://melanie.urbanup.com/3855471

10. (Melanie) (189↑, 60↓)

Melanie is perfect. Everything about her is perfect. Her hair is always perfect. She usually straightens it and at least 3 people ask to play with it every day. it gets complimented by old ladies in the bathroom. she's wicked pretty, not that tan but being pale-ish suits her. she gets creeped on by creepy people and asked out by a lot of people that are weird but thats just because she's soo attractive. she's so nice, loveable, and funny anyone is lucky to be in the presense of melanie :D

"wow, that college guy is staring at that high school girl... again\!\!\!" "well obviously... she's a melanie\!\!\!" "whoaaaaa..... that girl is too pretty for words\!\! who is she?\!" "melanie... duh\!\!"

Author: twizzler1292 http://melanie.urbanup.com/4179987

11. (Melanie) (125↑, 33↓)

1.) synonymous with awesome. 2.) a person, place or thing that is awesome.

Wow, that song is so melanie\!

Author: josefina_chica http://melanie.urbanup.com/4455608

12. (Melanie) (107↑, 29↓)

Walking goddess, beautiful girl, sexy chick. If you ever find a Melanie never let go of her she's an amazing girl that loves to hang out and party. The name is used to describe a graceful girl that at times can be clumsy and awkward but is very beautiful outside and inside of her soul. When she falls for a lucky guy she falls for him deeply. Easily forgives, and is easy to get things out of but dont push it one day she might explode. Treat a Melanie right and don't let go of her.

Damn that girl is hot, she must be a Melanie

Author: lover_0987 http://melanie.urbanup.com/4857220

13. (Melanie) (167↑, 111↓)

A girl who is a master of all sexual activities involving the penis. Considered to be a penis genius. One who is consider an expert with the cock, or a cockspert.

Wow this girl is great in bed, she must be a Melanie.

Author: St33l http://melanie.urbanup.com/3915225

14. (Melanie) (58↑, 14↓)

a beautiful girl. melanies are too perfect for words. they always have perfect hair. typically melanies are sweeter than sugar and envied by all. they're the ultimate girls. if you get a melanie, never let her go. it will be the worst mistake of your life, because she'll be the best you can ever get.

I wish I was Melanie..." "Don't we all?

Author: helloitsangela http://melanie.urbanup.com/5133082

15. (melanie) (60↑, 17↓)

the best name a for a person. she is generous, [beautiful] and has a gorgeous smile. she may be shy at first but when you get to know her she is beautiful. many people have crushes on her but they are too scared to tell her.

person 1: i really like that girl melanie person 2: then go tell her person 1: no i'm too scared

Author: edhardyforlife http://melanie.urbanup.com/5258808

16. (Melanie) (90↑, 51↓)

A hard working and driven individual, and pretty cool easy-going person in general. Very happy, caring and outgoing young woman. She can talk to anyone about anything. loves a good prank and free stuff. She has a weird obsession with kitties. She is a picky eater because she is constantly afraid of getting sick. She is also secretly a huge nerd and knows her way around the internet, video games, mac computers and software programs pretty easily.

Oh yeah, Melanie, she is the one with cat who watches her browse the internet for hours. I talked to Melanie today, man, she is really random.

Author: Mr.TommyPickles http://melanie.urbanup.com/4606263

17. (Melanie) (53↑, 18↓)

1. a girl that is hot, smart, funny, pretty, and generally just amazing to be around\! 2. FOXY\! 3. The best girlfriend in the whole world.

That girl keeps pulling a Melanie

Author: footballman92 http://melanie.urbanup.com/5253855

18. (Melanie) (55↑, 25↓)

An amazing, mysterious girl who is greatly decended from the greek goddess [Artemis]. Melanies love the moon and the night, and absolutely adore animals. She feels like she can turn into an animal herself. Although very beautiful and many boys have a crush on her, she is rarely interested in them. She excels at archery, and gets very good grades in school. Feels a pull inside her towards the forest, to shoot the enemy down. A great love for animals and the night, Melanie is someone you definately want to get to know.

Whoa, that girl is just like an [Artemis]... Just like a [Melanie].

Author: Melanie, decendant of Artemis http://melanie.urbanup.com/4926126

19. (Melanie) (30↑, 2↓)

She is the type of girl that you would not expect to be the "different" cool girl. She has her unique style. Might be shy at first and later talks her arm off. She can be needy at times but mostly she is a giving person. If you meet her or are good friends with her, do not betray her. She will do anything to get back at you. However, if you love her and give her the love she needs she will do anything in return to return the favor.

Melanie is awesome probably the best girl out there.

Author: onehitwondergirl http://melanie.urbanup.com/6077702

20. (melanie) (11↑, 0↓)

An amazing girl with a great personality will always be there for you whenever you need that little bit of cheering up\!\! Has that type of smile that makes you wanna smile back:) Cant lie to save her life which is prety funny to watch:') Everyone should have a Melanie in their life\!\!

girl:argh i hate my life why am i such a failular Melanie:Don't worry sweetie ill be here for you\!\!

Author: secretperson123 http://melanie.urbanup.com/6253135

21. (Melanie) (9↑, 2↓)

The love of my life, my angel, my princess, my everything, the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last before I go to sleep, the girl I want to spend the rest of my life with.... in essence, she is life itself.....

I love Melanie

Author: wisenish http://melanie.urbanup.com/6377932

22. (melanie) (4↑, 15↓)

melanie or mel enjoys being anled and shoveling horse shit. her new thing is blumkin

" that girl always melanies"

Author: yourbestmotherfuckingfriend http://melanie.urbanup.com/6147582

23. (Melanie) (4↑, 21↓)

It is of Greek origin, and the meaning of Melanie is "black, dark" That is why she acts like she is some black chick from the ghetto with a ghetto ass and can dance like a black chick when really she is a skinny white virgin. Melanie can be great friends but they are usually an attention seeking whore, she'll go out of her way to complain of fake illnesses. She'll even make up her own diseases to become the center of attention, then she'll pretend like she doesn't want the attention. She thinks her life is horrible, although she's spoiled and her parents give her everything she wants when she wants it. She'll lead ugly guys on to make it seem like guys actually want her, when really they just want a one night stand. With the lights off obviously because Melanie tends to be ugly. Warning, this chick is a crazy bitch. She will tell you that she is ugly and fat when really she's a pretty and skinny female who just made herself look ugly with her stupid ass attention seeking ways. Melanie can be usually found sitting on guys laps or running around screaming to catch guys attention.

Anna: Omg Daniella, I just saw Melanie today with your man Daniella: No way\! That bitch better back the fuck away from my boyfriend or I'll drop her Anna: She's such a skank...

Author: drpeppers http://melanie.urbanup.com/6157091

24. (melanie) (7↑, 30↓)

A generally nice person with pretty eyes and crazy hair. Obsessed with video games. Be careful because she can be known to stab you in the back.

Oh my god she's such a [melanie]

Author: clive789 http://melanie.urbanup.com/5743305

25. (melanie) (20↑, 43↓)

a female given name. an extreme tease and an excessive time waster. melanies will often say one thing and do another and make promises having absolutely no intention of delivering on them.

first guy: man i can't believe i asked that girl out six times and got no positive results. i really liked her. second guy: sound like you were dealing with a melanie

Author: anonymous man152 http://melanie.urbanup.com/5544149

26. (melanie) (23↑, 85↓)

A bit of an easygoing person, tends to sit on guys knees and try to get one on one attention, acts out for attention as she doesnt get enough. Constantly needing reassurance and compliments to feed her bravado, but inside is a very very weak person. All in all a very beautiful soul. But has a few unresolved issues

"oh my god look at that sad excuse of a woman over there, shes a pure wreck" "lest go its just the usual Melanie " " im sure she needs therapy"

Author: crunchtime http://melanie.urbanup.com/4845842

27. (Melanie) (18↑, 80↓)

A girls assets are so named because of their size and wobble factor.

Whoa, look at the size of them Melanie's.

Author: Facot z http://melanie.urbanup.com/4649819

28. (Melanie) (23↑, 87↓)

She is flicker. She is flame. She illuminates her flammable name. The sun rises through her pubic hair, torching the sense and sensibility of the world. One is lost and found, saved and drowned in the circle of her arms and the wellspring of her eyes. A damn-ed imp. That which animates.

Running around one day, she pulled a flaming Melanie. Aaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh\!\!\!

Author: Chrisopher http://melanie.urbanup.com/4636259

29. (Melanie) (27↑, 103↓)

An often needy individual, one who has a sweet tooth, only interested in oneself, annoying greetings ie Hiya

[Melanie]

Author: BellaC http://melanie.urbanup.com/4597650

30. (Melanie) (38↑, 160↓)

Someone who is always showing off, running around, doing this and that and thinking all eyes are on her. Often pink in colour and speaks with a french accent.

Betty: "see that girl over there?" Pig: "you mean the pink one who's running around?" Betty: "yeah, she's Melanie. She does this and that"

Author: Cochon_eater http://melanie.urbanup.com/4560020

31. (Melanie) (28↑, 160↓)

A unique animal, the Melanie is a stereotypically ignorant, selfish [bitch] with little to no cleavage. Complains about random [crap] all the time, has dandruff in her hair, and is as pale as death. This type of girl suffers from Unending Virginity Syndrome (UVS), which causes her vagina to shrivel up and decompose. At all costs, stay away from Mels, they'll try to suck your [cock] at all costs and cure themselves of UVS.

"That girl over there is such a Melanie, I can smell her stench from a mile away\!" "Jennifer is such a Melanie, she should at least try to wash her hair once in while\!" "Watch your [cock], there's a Melanie coming up this way, and she's yearnin' for some good lickin'\!"

Author: FFJJBB http://melanie.urbanup.com/4755141

32. (Melanie) (35↑, 206↓)

Greek name meaning: dark, dark-skinned, dark-heart, dark-spirit. Generally a hateful, spiteful, revengeful person. Incapable of love. Looks for the easy way in life. Susceptible to scam-artist jobs, promiscuous affairs, and drug abuse. Most common nickname= Mel from Hell

If Satan took a wife, her name would be Melanie.

Author: harmonica6 http://melanie.urbanup.com/4621972

33. (Melanie) (33↑, 212↓)

An extremely ignorant, whore who has no respect for others or themselves. A lousy friends, and very close minded.

That's the fourth guy she has fucked this week, must be a Melanie. What a fat smelly 'Mel'ly slob, she should be ashamed to go out in public like that.

Author: JD Langs http://melanie.urbanup.com/4619010

34. (Melanie) (101↑, 285↓)

a popcorn rapist

man that Melanie just raped my popcorn

Author: ADCT http://melanie.urbanup.com/3606249

35. (melanie) (57↑, 285↓)

A striking red-headed young female who has a taste for high heels and 80's music

So during the musical, Melanie would always bang out some Toto tunes on the keyboard

Author: Molepiker http://melanie.urbanup.com/1876919

36. (Melanie) (65↑, 456↓)

A dumb blonde bitch ho pedophile that will never meet Michael Phelps and will marry and ugly fat Muslim.

Oh my gosh look at that Melanie over there, I can't believe she thinks that [China] isn't part of Asia.

Author: n-fab http://melanie.urbanup.com/3303698

37. (melanie) (141↑, 1059↓)

One word; CRUSTY. Having crust anywhere on the body. Disgusting white mucus anywhere on your body.

She's got some melanie on her vaginal area.

Author: who knows who i am http://melanie.urbanup.com/2399638

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Last updated: 2012.03.01